| Michael Schooley ( @ 2004-01-06 13:53:00 |
Strange encounter
I pulled this from a conversation I was having with an acquaintance from my area. I figured it would be easier to do that rather than just type it out all over again. btw, in this group of people most people go by online aliases to some extent, so when I mention "mullet" I am referring to another person I know.
FOOwaHampster [2:45 AM]: ah man last night i was listening to this streaming radio station and this british dj cuts in during a song and hes like 'a lo, giv us a li' le smahl woncha? and it killed me so hard cause i was all into the song
N0v4k41s3r [2:45 AM]: hah
N0v4k41s3r [2:45 AM]: that reminds me
N0v4k41s3r [2:46 AM]: have I told you about the black-haired lady I came across on my bicycle awhile back?
FOOwaHampster [2:46 AM]: no!
N0v4k41s3r [2:46 AM]: I was riding back from some place about a week or two ago
N0v4k41s3r [2:46 AM]: and some lady wearing a dress suit was walking down the sidewalk on westhall
N0v4k41s3r [2:47 AM]: she's just looking forward and stuff, not really doing or saying anything otherwise
N0v4k41s3r [2:47 AM]: and when I start to pass her
N0v4k41s3r [2:48 AM]: her head shoots straight up with angry eyes and she yells "FUCK SNAKE!!!"
N0v4k41s3r [2:48 AM]: I was like "what?!" and I rode away
FOOwaHampster [2:48 AM]: ahahahaa
FOOwaHampster [2:48 AM]: holy crap
N0v4k41s3r [2:48 AM]: what's even crazier is that I saw her again today
FOOwaHampster [2:48 AM]: are you serious ah god damn ahahaha
N0v4k41s3r [2:48 AM]: I went to get motherboard risers for the new case mullet gave me
N0v4k41s3r [2:48 AM]: completely honest, dude
N0v4k41s3r [2:49 AM]: I just kinda let it slide out of my memory because I figure no one would find it plausible enough to find it funny
N0v4k41s3r [2:49 AM]: anyway, I was riding back
N0v4k41s3r [2:50 AM]: this time, I saw the woman wearing a jump suit, same street, a little bit further
N0v4k41s3r [2:50 AM]: and when I ride by she looks up again with an alarmed expression and yells "DON'T DEAL DAMN SHIT MARY ANN!!"
FOOwaHampster [2:50 AM]: ahahahaha
N0v4k41s3r [2:51 AM]: it was then that I figured she has schizotypal disease or something
N0v4k41s3r [2:51 AM]: because it has to be some kind of psychological trigger when confronting other people or some such
FOOwaHampster [2:51 AM]: lol thats crazy, how the hell could you have a job like that
N0v4k41s3r [2:51 AM]: I think she has some kind of schedule, because it was the same time of the day
N0v4k41s3r [2:51 AM]: 12 noon - 1:30
N0v4k41s3r [2:52 AM]: yeah, I don't know what's going on
N0v4k41s3r [2:53 AM]: I told derek originally, but he was just like "smoo" and went back to playing CS
N0v4k41s3r [2:54 AM]: because the first time I saw her I figured I might as well go to dereks
FOOwaHampster [2:55 AM]: that's the craziest thing i've heard in a while
FOOwaHampster [2:55 AM]: i should get a bike and ride around there for a while lol
FOOwaHampster [2:55 AM]: i bet it's the bike!
FOOwaHampster [2:55 AM]: cause like she sees you coming and she gets all nervous
FOOwaHampster [2:55 AM]: and its just building as you get closer
FOOwaHampster [2:56 AM]: and thens its just FUCK SNAKE!!!
N0v4k41s3r [2:56 AM]: it might be. It always freaks the hell outta me because she seems so normal until I get close to her
N0v4k41s3r [2:56 AM]: then she has some kind of neurological attack
N0v4k41s3r [2:56 AM]: her face gets all like O_O!!!!
N0v4k41s3r [2:56 AM]: then she screams something
N0v4k41s3r [2:56 AM]: and then everything goes back to normal when I pass her
N0v4k41s3r [2:57 AM]: yeah, you're probably right. I'm gonna put this in my livejournal
I pulled this from a conversation I was having with an acquaintance from my area. I figured it would be easier to do that rather than just type it out all over again. btw, in this group of people most people go by online aliases to some extent, so when I mention "mullet" I am referring to another person I know.
FOOwaHampster [2:45 AM]: ah man last night i was listening to this streaming radio station and this british dj cuts in during a song and hes like 'a lo, giv us a li' le smahl woncha? and it killed me so hard cause i was all into the song
N0v4k41s3r [2:45 AM]: hah
N0v4k41s3r [2:45 AM]: that reminds me
N0v4k41s3r [2:46 AM]: have I told you about the black-haired lady I came across on my bicycle awhile back?
FOOwaHampster [2:46 AM]: no!
N0v4k41s3r [2:46 AM]: I was riding back from some place about a week or two ago
N0v4k41s3r [2:46 AM]: and some lady wearing a dress suit was walking down the sidewalk on westhall
N0v4k41s3r [2:47 AM]: she's just looking forward and stuff, not really doing or saying anything otherwise
N0v4k41s3r [2:47 AM]: and when I start to pass her
N0v4k41s3r [2:48 AM]: her head shoots straight up with angry eyes and she yells "FUCK SNAKE!!!"
N0v4k41s3r [2:48 AM]: I was like "what?!" and I rode away
FOOwaHampster [2:48 AM]: ahahahaa
FOOwaHampster [2:48 AM]: holy crap
N0v4k41s3r [2:48 AM]: what's even crazier is that I saw her again today
FOOwaHampster [2:48 AM]: are you serious ah god damn ahahaha
N0v4k41s3r [2:48 AM]: I went to get motherboard risers for the new case mullet gave me
N0v4k41s3r [2:48 AM]: completely honest, dude
N0v4k41s3r [2:49 AM]: I just kinda let it slide out of my memory because I figure no one would find it plausible enough to find it funny
N0v4k41s3r [2:49 AM]: anyway, I was riding back
N0v4k41s3r [2:50 AM]: this time, I saw the woman wearing a jump suit, same street, a little bit further
N0v4k41s3r [2:50 AM]: and when I ride by she looks up again with an alarmed expression and yells "DON'T DEAL DAMN SHIT MARY ANN!!"
FOOwaHampster [2:50 AM]: ahahahaha
N0v4k41s3r [2:51 AM]: it was then that I figured she has schizotypal disease or something
N0v4k41s3r [2:51 AM]: because it has to be some kind of psychological trigger when confronting other people or some such
FOOwaHampster [2:51 AM]: lol thats crazy, how the hell could you have a job like that
N0v4k41s3r [2:51 AM]: I think she has some kind of schedule, because it was the same time of the day
N0v4k41s3r [2:51 AM]: 12 noon - 1:30
N0v4k41s3r [2:52 AM]: yeah, I don't know what's going on
N0v4k41s3r [2:53 AM]: I told derek originally, but he was just like "smoo" and went back to playing CS
N0v4k41s3r [2:54 AM]: because the first time I saw her I figured I might as well go to dereks
FOOwaHampster [2:55 AM]: that's the craziest thing i've heard in a while
FOOwaHampster [2:55 AM]: i should get a bike and ride around there for a while lol
FOOwaHampster [2:55 AM]: i bet it's the bike!
FOOwaHampster [2:55 AM]: cause like she sees you coming and she gets all nervous
FOOwaHampster [2:55 AM]: and its just building as you get closer
FOOwaHampster [2:56 AM]: and thens its just FUCK SNAKE!!!
N0v4k41s3r [2:56 AM]: it might be. It always freaks the hell outta me because she seems so normal until I get close to her
N0v4k41s3r [2:56 AM]: then she has some kind of neurological attack
N0v4k41s3r [2:56 AM]: her face gets all like O_O!!!!
N0v4k41s3r [2:56 AM]: then she screams something
N0v4k41s3r [2:56 AM]: and then everything goes back to normal when I pass her
N0v4k41s3r [2:57 AM]: yeah, you're probably right. I'm gonna put this in my livejournal